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BLEEDING FROM MY EYES. HARMON-KARDON AMPS SMOKING.

Metalocalypse brutally blew my socks OFF and gave me a Lemmy-stache.

I'm a huge fan of all the stuff coming our of Adult Swim these days, but this show. this show is great. The artwork is total Boris Vallejo style metal album cover, the voicing is great, and the animation is fret fricking accurate. Awesome work guys. It's like you went to the pool where they have Adult Swim and threw in a bunch of toasters and hairdryers and radios and electrocuted everyone swimming and turned the pool into brutal corpse soup garnished with popped eyeballs. Check it out at http://www.adultswim.com/shows/metal. Rox on.

BTW, I heard Roxwel's Kristi Lee wants a date with Skwisgaar Skwigelf - can yall set something up?