My 2007 VMA rundown from beginning to end.

Britney Spears your career called and it wants it back.

Sarah Silverman you are fucking hilarious and my hero.

Rhianna & Justin Timberlake swept the awards and I think could make a really hot couple. Hopefully this would include a duet so I never have to hear the song "Umbrella' for the 100,001 time.

Kanye love your music but your an arrogant crybaby. Want proof here ya go... (footage) I guess selling millions of records isn't enough.... you need a moon man to make you feel complete and be the opening act...I feel so sorry for you.

O yes Fall Out Boy wins a moon man ..but yea I support nothing that has to do with Pete Wentz.

Foo Fighters you guys know you rock. Always have always will and stoked about the new album!

Chris Brown can I have the next dance? Usher is still staring at the TV in aw.

The Hills cast..who?

Gym Class Hero's Win Best New Waste Of My Time this year.

Miss Teen USA South Carolina celebrates being a dumbass while presenting the viewers choice awards.

Mary J. was someone holding your cue cards upside down?

And then P Diddy notifies us of a scuffle between two rockers. Which we find out later a bitch slap from Kid Rock to Tommy Lee has occurred. Just remember Kid you put it into Tommy's sloppy seconds. Hepatitis C anyone?

Finally the night ends with a light show. O wait a light show that Nelly Furtado, Timbaland, and JT appeared in.

O yes I can not wait for the 2008 MTV VMA's that will include another full 2 hours of shallow self promotion.

Kristi Lee's Dirrty Mouth - My MTV Video Music Award Rundown
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